Mail from the internets

Just got home from Thanksgiving with my family on the East Coast, log into WoW, and find this in my mailbox:

"We have intercepted a chicken from [blatant RMT website address]. The chicken had a saw placed inside. If you recieved this device, you would be able to break free of your prison. Upon leaving, you might see your mother in the kitchen preparing a large turkey.

"You are to remain seated, enjoying your game. Under no circumstances shall you go to [RMT site] to re-request another chicken.

"Sincerely,
"Azerothian Police

"PS. He probably meant to send a turkey, but couldn't catch the elusive critter."